Clara Syta

Acting

World famous actress, Clara Syta, stays out of the public eye, but is currently working on Christopher Nolan's next masterpiece. Nolan praises Syta "stunning and raw performances" as well as her "strange and ofttimes disturbing" vocalizations of joy. When she's not attending red carpets or pursuing the last four awards needed to complete her EGOT, she resides in a Beverly Hills Mansion with her lover Bad Bunny. Her accolades include Best First-Time Exhibiting Artist at the Louvre and the first and last Pulitzer for Acting, a category created for Syta. She also holds a Nobel prize in all six competitive categories, a Presidential Medal of Honor, and a Purple Heart for her work entertaining the troops in Vietnam. Syta is infamous for her extensive charity work, including the founding of the Syta Support Network, which aims to help aspiring actors from disadvantaged socioeconomic situations. She speaks 12 languages and is currently working on her autobiography "Apple Syta: The Heartbreaking Tail of Turmoil of the World's Greatest Cher Impersonator" which features a forward by Jennifer Cooliage. She's also been known to "clear that shit"